Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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