if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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