I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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