i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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