What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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