I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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