How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Four minutes until I can fart!
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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