i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
smell my finger.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Randomize