She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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