What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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