Your tits are I can't wait for
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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