somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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