absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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