well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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