In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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