i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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