they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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