My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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