I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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