whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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