i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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