She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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