So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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