This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I came so hard my ears popped.
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