Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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