fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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