He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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