I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
How external is "for external use only"?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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