I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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