fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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