whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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