weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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