Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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