My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
