I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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