Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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