I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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