my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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