I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Randomize