I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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