Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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