How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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