batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I need to sanitize my soul.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize
