Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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