we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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