Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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