I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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