Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just want to make out with him forever
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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