Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Randomize
