My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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