party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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