we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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