Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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