Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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