everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My vagina is very pro this idea
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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